Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The Philadelphia Story



As rumors circulate that Mike Lacey is at this very moment en route to Philly from his San Francisco bachelor pad, news breaks that New Times Village Voice Media is purchasing the Philadelphia Weekly! Early reports indicate that Weekly employees are mad as hell. We can't imagine why. Stay tuned for updates as they arrive. Disgruntled and soon-to-be disgruntled staffers should feel free to write in. While your job may not be protected, your anonymity will be.

UPDATE! Someone may have jumped the gun here. Still, any excuse to Photoshop Lacey's shit-eating grin over Katharine Hepburn, right?

6 comments:

blackmail is my life said...

Too good to be true?

Anonymous said...

looks like somebody jumped the gun? you mean: looks like i trusted a blog that made up a story.

Anonymous said...

oh i think the poster properly id'd it as 'rumors.' and goodness knows new times loves rumors! so all's fair.

Anonymous said...

uh, no. rumors that make lacey was headed to philadelphia, news breaking that the paper was bought by VVM. sorry, but try harder next time disgruntled former village voice employees.

Anonymous said...

who has to try to be a disgruntled ex-VVM employee? they make it so easy!

altweeklydeathwatch said...

And to be frank, some of us are actually quite gruntled to be former village voice employees.