Thursday, July 05, 2007

Cover, You're Ass



Just because New Times VVM is splattering about the sea of the Blogosphere, begging its writers to contribute to its ever-expanding list of crap blogs for little or no extra money, that doesn't mean it's ignoring the tried-and-true tenets of old school journalism, namely -- put some boobies on your cover! Congratulations, Phoenix New Times! That cover is ass!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank God you're back. The VVM corporate overlords are gonna get away with murdering the chain of alts, but someday (now included) it will be gratifying and edifying to see someone wrote it all down.

blackmail.is.my.life said...

Right hand has tenuous grasp of boob. How is it possible to puss out when you're getting paid as a hand model? VVM even does softcore half-assed.

a rapt reader said...

Please do not overlook Cleveland Scene's groundbreaking cover on....cockfighting! Two of the things NT-aka-VVM loves best, in one graf-bustin' feature: cocks and fightin.'

Anonymous said...

Uh, that's "tenets," not tenants. Are there new tenants blogging here?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?


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