Monday, July 09, 2007
Alt-Country: Last Week in Weeklies
Things from the woolly world of alt-weeklies that blew our minds and tightened our vaginas:
Exquisite turn of phrase: "Her labia would chafe from friction when she jogged."
Second-laziest attempt at justifying shopworn alt-weekly story staple: "Cockfighting has long been big in Ohio."
Laziest: "It's official, cocaine is back."
Most honest sentence in (full, obvious) suck-up job: "Full, if obvious, disclosure: Lacey is my boss." (More on this later)